Be aware – may contain spiders and swearing
But HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway, you legends!
Keep on orbiting the sun in your own stylish manner, both of you. XXX
Of course, some of you already know Billy. He is a good friend of mine and he just has one of those faces you can’t help but love. I also love to draw Billy and he has already appeared on a few birthday cards. He enjoys the usually doggy things, like chasing sticks and hoovering up any spare bits of chicken a person might have in their pocket and there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned roll in some foxy poo-poo, yum yum yum, don’t you smell gorgeous…
Billy also has a great taste in music.
But watch out if you’re a rabbit!
Billy lives with his long-term companion and they both like cake.
Be like Billy; roll in poo. I’m doing it now! Heh.. uurrrr…
What a twist! I bet you didn’t see that ending coming!
Cue pounding yet mysterious and sensitive theme tune.
WAKE UP! No, I didn’t make any suggestions about you acting like a chicken laying an egg while you were dozing off there. However, if you choose to behave like that then good luck to you. Weirdo.