We’ll take a room with a view of the bus shelter in the names of Mr D Trump and Mrs T. May.
Please don’t enter without knocking unless you’re bringing pints of ale or vitamin pills
Sorry about that. It’s Touch you see. She overdoes it with the old fake tan. Mind you, she’s not the sharpest knife in the draw. Just before our last holiday together to Southend I caught her drinking a bottle of it in the toilet.
Nice personality mind!…ish.
Procrastinator's Day Off 
Love it! 😀
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Thanks! You don’t think a week is being optimistic? 😀
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Hope and optimism are what keeps us sane. 😀
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Speak for yerself, Touch *wibble*
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You might be *wibbling*, but I’m *diddling*.
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You forgot to say “again”
😛
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Keep Tom Hardy’s arse out of this! 😦
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You shouldn’t have said that, I’ve gone all weak and swoony now.
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Don’t panic, Touch. I won’t take advantage of you in your state of feminine weakness.
Well not until I’ve finished me pint anyway GRRRRR!
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Nice
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Thank you.
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Is this what they mean by ‘the cut and thrust of politics’?
*lowers head*
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Stop using words like ‘Thrust’ – you’ll set Touch off again. (I’m sure that head can go lower.)
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“Head can go lower”????
And you accuse ME of setting off Touch again?!!
Why I outta!
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Rooms are available for hire by the hour. If you’ll just step over to the counter, sir, and pop a fake name in the register.
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We’ll take a room with a view of the bus shelter in the names of Mr D Trump and Mrs T. May.
Please don’t enter without knocking unless you’re bringing pints of ale or vitamin pills
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Seeing the names ‘May Trump’ in the register sounds more like a warning rather than an illicit rendezvous.
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Ha ha, watch out!
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Oh no, not you two again! The sheets are still orange from the last time you were here!
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Sorry about that. It’s Touch you see. She overdoes it with the old fake tan. Mind you, she’s not the sharpest knife in the draw. Just before our last holiday together to Southend I caught her drinking a bottle of it in the toilet.
Nice personality mind!…ish.
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Sorry about that, my reply was meant to be to you, not Whelkie.
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hehehe Intense tea spillage from the cartoon and posts. Do please refrain from mentioning Tom Hardy. (swoon!) I can’t concentrate as it is! 😀
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I’m telling Henri!
Unless, of course, we can negotiate a reasonable financial settlement.
Shall we say £5.00?
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Very reasonable! 🙂
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I’m sending you a giant sponge. You can mop the tea up and then faint on it. (A brand recommended by Tom Hardy.)
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A Tom Hardy recommended sponge? I cannot wait for it to arrive! 😀
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I have finally responded to your award nomination! Thank you so much! 🙂
https://magickmermaid.wordpress.com/2017/06/13/1998/
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