Happy Birthday Jebus

I’ve opened the whisky.

Let's get trollied

Enjoy your special day, Jebus. Don’t forget you’ve got to turn those fish into wine on Wednesday though.

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The Tale of Sorrow – Part 5

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What does it mean?  What can have happened to the young princess?  Has the latest wet-nurse been knocking back copious amounts of gin?  Or has she simply tossed the troublesome infant out of the window?  I might tell you next week.  Or I might not.  Depends what mood I’m in.  Exciting!  Tune in to find out!

The Tale of Sorrow – Part 4

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Who’s going to clean up all this blood and vomit?  Will the peacocks develop a taste for the Doktor’s legs? Will Digby start shortening his screams to ‘OMG OMG OMG’?  All these burning questions plus just WHAT is making the princess so bloody grumpy anyway? – may possibly be touched upon in the next enthralling episode.

The Tale of Sorrow – Part 3

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Will the Doktor be able to solve the problem for the young princess? Will the King and Queen even listen to him? If so, what else can the birds have for dinner? Is Mad-Axe Pete single? (Steady, girls!) And where does he buy those fantastic bespoke axes? (Whelkie, this is your cue to make a massive chopper joke. You’re welcome.)

All these burning questions and less may (or may not) be answered on the next thrilling instalment, pending on imminent nuclear destruction.