Who’s going to clean up all this blood and vomit? Will the peacocks develop a taste for the Doktor’s legs? Will Digby start shortening his screams to ‘OMG OMG OMG’? All these burning questions plus just WHAT is making the princess so bloody grumpy anyway? – may possibly be touched upon in the next enthralling episode.
I can’t believe you said, ‘misshapen lump of a man’. Don’t you think I’ve suffered enough, what with Brexit, and West Ham’s poor away form? 😦
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Yes, I’ve heard all about YOUR misshapen lump… XD
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Keep my wife out of this!
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It was her wot told me abaht it!!! 😀
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Pete’s peacocks have serious issues! 😀
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The RSPCA have been notified. 😀
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Sick and twisted. Love it!
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But enough about me, Rosie… 😀
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*Starts to back away from JIF* :O
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You won’t get far, not with that chain on your ankle. Mwah hah ha! *Does excessively evil laugh until coughing starts and ruins the entire effect*
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