He’s good at maths, isn’t he.
Month: January 2018
The Tale of Sorrow – Part 8
Feels like the end of a chapter, doesn’t it? Don’t worry – I found a few more pages of this saga up my jumper sleeve. So, for the further adventures of Princess Grumpyface and her doting parents and the unfortunate souls who come into contact with them, tune in again next week. Unless, of course, you’ve got something better to do…
The Tale of Sorrow – Part 7
Awwwwwww… Aren’t babies cute when they stop all that wailing and bawling and shrieking until your nerves are frayed at the edges and you feel like your eyeballs are going to explode out of your head and your ears might melt into rivers of blood? I don’t have any kids.
What’s next for the moonstruck babe? Has anybody fed the peacocks lately? Will these drawings improve at all by next week? Does anybody care? All these questions and less may or may not be ignored next time, which may or may not be next week. See you then!
The Tale of Sorrow – Part 6
Ha – I made you wait, didn’t I. Sorry about that. In my defence, I have been in an alcohol-induced coma for a fortnight, so… Yeah, I know, I seem to have lost a week somewhere. Hmm, interesting. I wonder if anything happened. I gather it was New Year so Happy that to you.
Anywayyyyyyy … As Bjork would whisper coquettishly – it was oh, so quiet…!
Oooh… makes the whiskers stand up on the back of your neck, don’t it? Some people are never happy, are they?
Tune in next time, when all will be revealed… or will it?
Procrastinator's Day Off 