Ha – I made you wait, didn’t I. Sorry about that. In my defence, I have been in an alcohol-induced coma for a fortnight, so…Â Yeah, I know, I seem to have lost a week somewhere. Hmm, interesting. I wonder if anything happened. I gather it was New Year so Happy that to you.
Anywayyyyyyy … As Bjork would whisper coquettishly – it was oh, so quiet…!
Oooh… makes the whiskers stand up on the back of your neck, don’t it? Some people are never happy, are they?
Tune in next time, when all will be revealed… or will it?
Procrastinator's Day Off 
Kicking and screaming with only one leg– priceless! 🙂
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My son screamed for the first 8 months of his life. Unfortunately, we weren’t allowed to beat or kill the doctors. Ooo how the ruling class live, eh?
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Is that the son who’s in a death metal band now..? 😮
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Hahaha! He’s recently got into that screamy music that parents dread.
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*GROWLY-SCREAMY-SHRIEKY VOICE* “DEATH DEATH DEATH AAAAAAAAGHGHHGHGHGH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!!”
(It’s got a catchy chorus though, hasn’t it?) 😀
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Yes, how the other half live…
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That song you sing above, that’s exactly what he listens to. Drives me insane.
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