Ha – I made you wait, didn’t I. Sorry about that. In my defence, I have been in an alcohol-induced coma for a fortnight, so… Yeah, I know, I seem to have lost a week somewhere. Hmm, interesting. I wonder if anything happened. I gather it was New Year so Happy that to you.
Anywayyyyyyy … As Bjork would whisper coquettishly – it was oh, so quiet…!
Oooh… makes the whiskers stand up on the back of your neck, don’t it? Some people are never happy, are they?
Tune in next time, when all will be revealed… or will it?