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It’s just questions, questions, questions with Cee.

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What do you do when you’re not working? If you are retired, what do you that is not part of your regular daytime routine?

I draw cartoons and weave things and make cards and jewellery.  And write this stuff.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

I’d draw cartoons and weave things and make cards and jewellery and write this stuff in a nicer house on a beach in Scotland.  I’d rescue some battery hens and ex-racing greyhounds and a donkey with three legs.

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What makes you laugh the most?

Laughter is itself the funniest thing.  Absurdity in general.  The more surreal the better. My political manifesto is to ban money and replace it with comedy.

What is your biggest pet peeve with modern technology?

The way technology is meant to make life simpler but it’s actually the opposite.  Eg – you think ‘I’ll just pop the old interweb on and look up the opening hours of that restaurant I fancy’.  You turn it on and hey presto, updates need doing, chug chug chug, Facebook-Twitter-Instagram-Pinterest; the whole effort steals approximately 4 hours of your life, especially once you’ve got all inter-distracta-web and started clicking on ‘interesting’ links.  Three days later you’re married to a cat from Thailand and writing a blog about conspiracy theories whilst wearing a hat made from nettles. Or is that just me?

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It’s just me, innit…

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Wow 500!

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Woohoo! Wow! and other exclamations of pleasure that require a fist punch into the air above one’s head.  I now have 500 followers on this blog!  Let it be noted that I am most pleased! I am so happy I think we should welease Bwian.

WELEASE BWIAN!!!

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH THIS CRAP! You’re the best, no matter what anyone else says. I loves you. X

I’m off to celebrate with some whisky and some haggis… Don’t worry, I’ve left you some dinner in the fridge.

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Dreamy questions this week from Cee.

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What’s your strongest sense?

Sight.  But only when I actively look at something.  I can be looking for my favourite mug and it’s right in front of me.  I think my colour vision is particularly intense, hence my violent response to orange.

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Which of Snow White’s 7 dwarfs describes you best? (Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey)

Dopey? Though I did just sneeze…

If you could be one age for the rest of your life, what age would that be?

I enjoyed being 27, so I’ll go with that.

List of Jobs You Think You Might Enjoy: Even if you aren’t thinking about a career change, it can be fun to think of other jobs you might enjoy.  [Remember:  This is SYW where even your dreams can become reality.]

I would love to be an art teacher/therapist working with children.

I had a brief period as a holistic therapist and that was wonderful.

Yoga teacher

Dog trainer

Psychiatrist

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Namaste!

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