Awwwwwww… Aren’t babies cute when they stop all that wailing and bawling and shrieking until your nerves are frayed at the edges and you feel like your eyeballs are going to explode out of your head and your ears might melt into rivers of blood? I don’t have any kids.
What’s next for the moonstruck babe? Has anybody fed the peacocks lately? Will these drawings improve at all by next week? Does anybody care? All these questions and less may or may not be ignored next time, which may or may not be next week. See you then!
Ha – I made you wait, didn’t I. Sorry about that. In my defence, I have been in an alcohol-induced coma for a fortnight, so… Yeah, I know, I seem to have lost a week somewhere. Hmm, interesting. I wonder if anything happened. I gather it was New Year so Happy that to you.
Anywayyyyyyy … As Bjork would whisper coquettishly – it was oh, so quiet…!
Oooh… makes the whiskers stand up on the back of your neck, don’t it? Some people are never happy, are they?
Tune in next time, when all will be revealed… or will it?
I’ve opened the whisky.
Enjoy your special day, Jebus. Don’t forget you’ve got to turn those fish into wine on Wednesday though.
What does it mean? What can have happened to the young princess? Has the latest wet-nurse been knocking back copious amounts of gin? Or has she simply tossed the troublesome infant out of the window? I might tell you next week. Or I might not. Depends what mood I’m in. Exciting! Tune in to find out!
Who’s going to clean up all this blood and vomit? Will the peacocks develop a taste for the Doktor’s legs? Will Digby start shortening his screams to ‘OMG OMG OMG’? All these burning questions plus just WHAT is making the princess so bloody grumpy anyway? – may possibly be touched upon in the next enthralling episode.
People keep mentioning it. There’s a certain type of music playing in the shops and twinkly lights are starting to appear in windows. I am fighting against the tide but…
Okay, these are the cards I will be sending out this year –
Are you happy now? Are you?
Just don’t mention the C-Word!
In the words of one of my dearest friends – “Bah!”
Are you sitting comfortably? No? Good, then I’ll begin. Oi, where do you think YOU’RE going? SIDDOWN!!!
To be continued unless someone chops my fingers off first…
Hello there, yes, I know there have been no posts for some time. What can I say – I have had one hell of a lot of Procrastination to catch up on. Anyway, I thought I’d pick up the pens again and do Inktober this year, so here it is.
If you don’t know, Inktober is explained here – What the devil is Inktober?
Dese is da rules –
- Make a drawing in ink
- Post it online
- Hashtag it with #Inktober and #Inktober2017
- Repeat every day of October
There is an official prompt list, which can be found on the above link, along with lots of other tips on drawing and pens etc.
I will not be following this official prompt list, ‘cos I’m a bit like that sometimes, you know, a bit wayward and naughty in a cute and lovable sort of way. Instead, as it’s always a bit of a disco round at our house, I will be drawing some stuff inspired by song lyrics.
I SAY! HERE’S FUN! – Why not see if you can guess the song title and/or artist from the lyrics… Just an idea, if you fancy it. If not, don’t.
Here goes – Bon Voyage!
It’s about time we saw some of my not-so-little leggy relatives on here.
I think something like this happened to my partner the other day – I wasn’t paying that much attention but I noticed there was an emergency stop and some general yelling before the driver’s seat was rapidly evacuated.
(No banks, partners or spiders were harmed in the making of this cartoon, though my favourite balaclava is starting to unravel slightly and the car is a bit cobwebby.)