Tag: Humour
Insult
Haiku the Sensitive Orc – ‘Vision’
I’m not even sorry.
Manspreading
A Thin Veneer of Civilisation (Part 4)
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Jifosophy 14
Dreamy questions this week from Cee.
What’s your strongest sense?
Sight. But only when I actively look at something. I can be looking for my favourite mug and it’s right in front of me. I think my colour vision is particularly intense, hence my violent response to orange.
Which of Snow White’s 7 dwarfs describes you best? (Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey)
Dopey? Though I did just sneeze…
If you could be one age for the rest of your life, what age would that be?
I enjoyed being 27, so I’ll go with that.
List of Jobs You Think You Might Enjoy: Even if you aren’t thinking about a career change, it can be fun to think of other jobs you might enjoy. [Remember: This is SYW where even your dreams can become reality.]
I would love to be an art teacher/therapist working with children.
I had a brief period as a holistic therapist and that was wonderful.
Yoga teacher
Dog trainer
Psychiatrist
Namaste!
Ooops!
Ooops, I forgot to cast my vote today.
Only kidding!
Bad to the Bone
Jifosophy 13
I’m thinking Cee has a hankering for a holiday this week…
What is the most famous landmark or building you have ever seen?
Big Ben, Stonehenge and Ben Nevis. Phew, that was one exhausting day.
Do you like long vacation or lots of mini-vacations?
Both, please.
What is your favorite National or State Park?
The Lake District but only because the Scottish Highlands and Islands are not one.
What is your fantasy vacation?
I’d like to sail in some sort of lovely little yacht (with a small crew because, crikey, I can’t drive this thing!) all around the west coast of Scotland, stopping off at various islands and deserted beaches to indulge in a bit of beachcombing, creation of sand sculptures and photography.
Bon voyage!
Tidy
Fix
Jifosophy 12
Question time again, thanks Cee.
What one thing have you not done that you really want to do?
There are lots of things but I daren’t say them out loud because I know they will never happen if I do.
How often do you get a haircut?
Whenever it starts to graze the ceiling and get caught up in the cobwebs. About 6 weekly intervals, probably.
In regards to puzzle what’s your choice: jigsaw, crossword, word search or numeric puzzles?
Depending on how bored I am, I’ll have a go at most of them but I prefer crosswords.
(Fancy a puzzle? See below…)
How many cities have you lived? You can share the number of physical residences and/or the number of cities.
I start to decay if I live in a city. I only did it once, briefly, when I was young and freshly independent. I found myself standing on tiptoe to look for greenery over the rooftops and had to run away to the countryside again. I am a provincial soul – I need to live on the edges of so-called civilisation, where I can see the mountains and the trees.
FOOTNOTE:
As my drawings done without looking seem to be so popular this week (Don’t Look and Don’t Look Again) I thought I would attempt some new ones of the above cartoons. They are added here for your delectation. Or not…
I’ve given them sneaky titles. Anyone want to have a guess at the references?
‘Here hair here.’
‘She’s filled with secrets.’
