Mystery Blogger Award

mystery blogger award

I’m not sure why I’ve been nominated for this but I know who dunnit – it was Jennifer Paetsch.  Thank you, Jennifer, you absolute enigma.  This award was created by another enigma – Okoto Enigma and you can find her blog here.

Here are the enigmatic rules:

  1. Post the award logo/image on your blog.
  2. Thank whoever nominated you and give a link to their blog.
  3. Mention the creator of the award and give a link as well.
  4. Nominate 10 – 20 deserving bloggers and notify your nominees by commenting on their blog.
  5. Ask your nominees any 5 questions of your choice; including one weird or funny question.

Here are the questions Jennifer asked me –

 

 
1. You found something in a drawer you forgot. What is it and what is it for?

I’m not sure but if it’s shiny I’ll make it into a necklace, eventually.

 
2. Favorite day of the year?

The other day, that was quite nice.

 
3. Cake or death?

Death by cake? Mmmm…

Death by Cake.jpg

 
4. Do you prefer spicy, sweet, or savory?

Did I mention to you before that I was moody..? And indecisive..?

 
5. How many pets have you had in you life and what were they? Tell us about them!

Awww, three dogs, two ducks and a cat.  Last night I dreamt they all morphed together to make one weird looking thing but I really loved it.  Whatever the hell it was.  Then it got its head stuck in a hole and I woke up.  I’m still quite worried about whether it managed to get free.  Save the… Dogduckcat thing.

 

 

 

 

I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO ATTEMPT TO DRAW THIS

 

These are my nominees for the award:

Rediskot

My Inky Days

MagickMermaid

Draliman on Life

The Whitechapel Whelk

Zoolon Audio

Ink Flamingos

Unbolt Me

 

And these are my questions for them:

  1. What size shoes do you wear?
  2. What would you do if you looked up now and saw a huge spider just in front of you?
  3. On a scale of 1-10, 1 being not very far to 10 being HELL YEAH, WE RULE THE UNIVERSE, MOFO’S!!! How far do you think the human race has progressed since people learned to stand on their back legs?
  4. Tell me a secret, I promise to keep it to myself.
  5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck cars?

The Sunshine Blogger Award

Regular lurkers will know I don’t usually write posts, but the delightful REDISKOT nominated Procrastinator’s Day Off for…

sunshine-award

The Sunshine Blogger Award

The rules of which being:

*    Thank the person(s) who nominated you in a blog post and link back to their blog.

*    Answer the 11 questions sent by the person who nominated you.

*    Nominate 11 new blogs to receive the award and write them 11 new questions.

*    List the rules and display the Sunshine Blogger Award logo on your post and/or on your blog.

GOSH!

This is all so unexpected, I don’t know what to say, I’d like to thank my manager, my goldfish and the cast of Hamilton.  But mainly a big “thanking you kindly” to REDISKOT, I couldn’a done this without you…

Here we go –

1) When and why did you start your blog?

I’m quite new to blogging.   I started about 18 months ago.  This is my 4th blog.  #1 was just some ramblings and photos of stuff and #2 was my handmade jewellery.  Then one day I was discussing art with a friend and she said the words “All you need is a pencil”.  So I started a blog called that and just drew really shabby pencil cartoons of the type I had been doodling for years.  Then I thought I’d jazz them up a bit with ink and try to be a bit more disciplined about it.  And Lo, Procrastinator’s Day Off was born in October 2016, the most auspicious of all years to do anything.

2) What superpower would you like to have?

It would be nice to fly but I think being able to influence everyone in the world to obey the Golden Rule would be even better.

3) Pen or Pencil?

Or a stick in the sand?  Pencils last forever, don’t they.  You’re never alone with a pencil, as long as you’ve got some paper too.  And a rubber.  And a sharpener.  Or a knife.  Don’t drop it though, the pencil; there’s nothing sadder than a dropped pencil full of shards of broken graphite.  You can sharpen that baby forever, won’t get you anywhere.

pencil

4) What do you enjoy drawing the most?

People.  And spiders.  Facial expressions.

5) Top three books?

This is tough but without thinking about it too hard and getting all stressed –

The White Hotel by DM Thomas

Complicity by Iain Banks (though really anything by Iain Banks)

The Secret Diaries of Adrian Mole (all of them) by Sue Townsend

6) Your super special favourite recipe?

Noodles and broccoli.

Also tea, milk and sugar.  Add hot water.

7) What are you most likely to be caught singing?

A made up song about my pet lurcher to the tune of ‘Copacabana’.

8) If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

On a Scottish beach picking through the driftwood and sea glass.

9) What colour are your socks?

Red!  Power to the people!  No, not really, they are purple.  Power to the beetroot!

10) What would you name your pet dragon?

Bernie.  Unless it was a pedigree dragon, then it would be Lady Bernadette de Indigestione.

bernie

11) Whom would you like to play you in a film about your life? (Or voice you, if it’s an animated film.)

Ooh, I’ll have either Richard E Grant or Helena Bonham Carter please, whoever is available.  Though, perhaps they could each represent one of my two main moods – manic and depressed.

I hope I got all of those right and passed – when do I get the results?

 

In turn I would like to nominate:

The Whitechapel Whelk

Ray Hecht

Musing

Silence Killed the Dinosaurs

The Arm Chair Pontificator

Little Monster Girl

Outside Authority

My Inky Days

Mechanical Pen

Some words that say what I think

Simoneteffect

My Questions to you –

  1. Your blog – what, why, when? Give us a twirl.
  2. If you were going to overhaul your image what is the most daring thing you would do or change?
  3. If you were to direct a movie, what would it be about?
  4. Fruit or vegetables?
  5. Use 5 words to describe your blog.
  6. What would you like to spend more time doing?
  7. What, if anything, do you doodle when you are talking on the phone?
  8. Give a child some general life advice.
  9. Just how long are beards going to get?
  10. Name one single thing that would make the world a better place.
  11. Finally, a musical question; what time is love and how soon is now?